The universal symbol of a man who has given up hope.
Aladeen: What's wrong with Crocs?
Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!
by darktea October 24, 2012
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quite possibly the ugliest but most comfortable shoes ever. everyone wears them from babies to old farts and rich kids to poorish kids. they are very heinous looking.
person one: ohmygaed...my home ec teacher is wearing the same crocs i am!!

person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.
by lykeomgewwww June 24, 2006
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the most ridiculous markup since bottled water.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic <i>with no water inside</i> into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.
i almost respect the guy who came up with crocs.
by zarquon January 10, 2007
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Hidious but revolutionary shoes made of Croslite polyurethane—an antimicrobial resin that (contrary to anecdotal evidence) resists odor. The clasic clog is made several colors with and without holes and with and without straps. More and more styles(even boots) are about to hit the market. Ugly is comfortable.
My daughter said my Crocs look soooo gay, but I ask "Why should the gays get all the comfort?"
by Hugo the Great October 05, 2006
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In a minority (but still alot) of people's opinions: crocs are the most ugly shoes they have ever seen. Made of rubbery material, these "shoes" (/sarcasm) are like slippers, except with oddly shaped holes on the top. Did I mention they also come in assorted colors too?!
I just cannot see how some people I personally think with a good taste of fashion could possibly fall for these.

HOW KUTE!!!!! /more sarcasm
Crocs Girl: Hey Katie, check out my new crocs. Aren't they gorgeous?!
Normal Shoes Girl: Uhh yeah...^^"
Crocs Girl: I couldn't decide whether I wanted pink, or baby blue, so I just got them both!! -insert girly laugh here-
by Disclaimed August 24, 2007
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Quite possibly the easiest form of birth control.

Though sources confirm these are also a fetish item for those into food service and gardening.
Children would have ruined my career right now, Thanks for the crocs!

Nothing but crocs and a smile will do, thank you.
by biscuitbaby August 04, 2010
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Crocs are the best shoe ever invented. Crocs were originally designed to be the perfect boating shoe but turned out to be so much more than that. Crocs come in an extremely wide range of colors and styles. You can also spice your crocs up with jibbitz like Peppa Pig or Spidey. These lil beauties can do anything. Wear em to the pool or beach, wear em to the store, wear em to prom, wear em wherever you fricken want baby. You can even run in those bad boys, just be sure to put the strap back to ensure that they are in sports mode. Get yourself a pair of crocs. I'm telling you they will change your life and your soul.
Wow... Is Isla wearing the limited edition Gucci crocs?! That's So fricken tight.
by shaquille oatmeal April 12, 2019
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