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quite possibly the ugliest but most comfortable shoes ever. everyone wears them from babies to old farts and rich kids to poorish kids. they are very heinous looking.
person one: ohmygaed...my home ec teacher is wearing the same crocs i am!!

person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.
by lykeomgewwww June 24, 2006
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The Nussy, or the โ€œnose pussyโ€, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
โ€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussyโ€

Sir, please, I went to medical school

โ€œuwuโ€
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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The universal symbol of a man who has given up hope.
Aladeen: What's wrong with Crocs?
Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!
by darktea October 24, 2012
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the most ridiculous markup since bottled water.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic <i>with no water inside</i> into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.
i almost respect the guy who came up with crocs.
by zarquon January 10, 2007
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Yes, socks and sandals can get you beaten but, Crocs are one of the only possible things that you can wear that might get you murdered.

They're basically (out of fashion) rubber slip-ons covered with holes.
Student #1: "Dude! I just got the Nike Kobe IX EM 'Game Royal's!"
Student #2: "Ptf... They're probably not as 'SWAG' as my Air Jordan Retro 14's."
Student #3: "Um, hello? Take a glance at my Black Crocs, gentlemen."
Student #1: "You have three seconds to get the h*** out of here."
by Alexander Hova August 11, 2014
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those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.
look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.

that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly
by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008
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The ugliest "shoe" ever made. Coming in a variety of fruity colors, it is a disgrace to see any male over the age of 8 (or under the age of 50) wearing them. Costing pennies to make, then marked up by about 5,000%, these "shoes" make you look like a dumbass.
1. If I ever buy crocs, please shoot me in my face.

2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.
by Noltons7 August 20, 2009
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