Definitions by sbaines

Ghetto NASCAR 

NASCAR in Southern California (See SoCal) where an offender leads the police on a drawn out televised chase.

Did you see the Ghetto NASCAR chase last night on the news? That guy is the new points leader.

Ghetto NASCAR by sbaines May 23, 2009

Bartophilia 

The process of strolling of a Ramblas, walkplatz, or pedestrian only area and having low rent prostitutes grab your balls front of your wives or girlfriends.

Man we left the club with Shayna and Starr and these two hookers latched onto my unit. It was the worst bartophilia attack ever!

Bartophilia by sbaines April 28, 2009

Crankfest

Party or bar with terrible female to dude ratio.

Dude, this place is a crankfest. Let's go.

Crankfest by sbaines April 26, 2009