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1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.

(See also: John McCain)

2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.

3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.
1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."

2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"

3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"
my friend by Jack324 January 20, 2009
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Your name by default if you walk into a shawarma joint
Hello, my friend. What can I get you today, my friend? Shish-taouk? Perfect. That will be ten dollars, my friend. Thank you my friend.
my friend by yodelmoustache January 13, 2011
How to secretly code to call someone a mother fucker in an email or txt conversation
Thanks for more work, my friend!
my friend by Deeno1969 March 10, 2009
Synonymous with migrainous condition, phrase recognizes the intimate nature of recurrent throbbing headaches that have become part of daily living.
“My friend is back...I am bluer than the sky--hammers are pounding, my mind is exploding static electricity”
my friend by Muyuna December 10, 2004
What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'
Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend!
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.
my friend by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
He is a very kind person that will go out of there way to be there for you. They will swerve many arguments just to keep you happy. They have the most amazing eyes and if they being nasty you not showing them the love they deserve back and you are sorry. They are very intelligent and loyal and a great friend to have . They are the most amazing people that you owe your life to.
My friend by Thispagewasmadeforme November 9, 2020
When used by John McCain talking to a crowd of retards, it means "Fuck You" -
John McCain: "My Friend, I never called Barack Obama a nigger, to his face"
my friend by Harry Munster January 22, 2009
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