Jack324's definitions

The Shire

Slang for New Hampshire.

"I like Vermont, but I think I prefer the Shire"

by Jack324 January 16, 2009

The X

Abbreviation for King's Cross, Sydney, which is a red light district near Sydney's downtown area. While it is known for its strip clubs, streetwalkers and brothels, it is also home to many popular bars and nightclubs. The major landmark of King's Cross is a large, iconic neon Coca Cola sign that overlooks William St.

Walking through the Cross at night, most people are either completely fubared, or they're making transactions involving sex, drugs or kebabs.

"I was wandering through the X at 3AM last Friday, munted off my face, when some guy kept pestering me to go into his strip club. After I'd told him I wasn't interested for the 17th time, he asked if I wanted a kebab instead"

by Jack324 May 14, 2009

the groove

when you've got the perfect buzz in beirut, so you're more relaxed about making shots, but not so drunk that you miss them all.

"Joe and I totally dominated in beer pong last night! We were in the groove, but the other guys were tanked."

by Jack324 April 13, 2007

as is

The way things currently are, the status quo.

"As is, we're already struggling to make ends meet. If you lose you're job, we'll be doomed"

"I'm fine with the festival line-up as is, any more bands will just be icing on the cake"

by Jack324 May 23, 2008

hearing AIDS

What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.

"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."

by Jack324 November 24, 2007

shuckleberries

A variation of shucks. Used to express mild to moderate disappointment, but with a cute twist on it.

"Hey, Alexandra, I'm sorry but I can't come to your birthday party on Saturday."
"Really? Aww, shuckleberries."

by Jack324 January 14, 2009

crownids

magic brownies. Gets its name from the T9 texting function. I tried texting my friend to tell him I had made some, but it came up as crownids.

"Yo, you wanna eat some crownids tonight?"
"What the fuck is a crownid?

by Jack324 June 11, 2007