Jack324's definitions

it is what it is

That's just the way things are, like it or not.

"I hate how the government feels like they have to monitor our every move."
"Hey, it is what it is."

by Jack324 January 14, 2009

periphs

The corner of your field of vision - comes from the phrase "peripheral vision"

"Whoa, check out that car crash! Well, maybe you shouldn't, since you're driving."
"No, I can see it out of my periphs."

by Jack324 November 18, 2007

The X

Abbreviation for King's Cross, Sydney, which is a red light district near Sydney's downtown area. While it is known for its strip clubs, streetwalkers and brothels, it is also home to many popular bars and nightclubs. The major landmark of King's Cross is a large, iconic neon Coca Cola sign that overlooks William St.

Walking through the Cross at night, most people are either completely fubared, or they're making transactions involving sex, drugs or kebabs.

"I was wandering through the X at 3AM last Friday, munted off my face, when some guy kept pestering me to go into his strip club. After I'd told him I wasn't interested for the 17th time, he asked if I wanted a kebab instead"

by Jack324 May 14, 2009

wall

1. An important part of a Facebook profile, where friends can leave public messages for one another.
2. A terrible haircut, which is long and sticks up straight in the front, but is short everywhere else. Also known as a reverse mullet.

Jim: "Did you see that message I left on your wall?"
Ryan: "No, not yet."
Jim: "Well, it basically said that you have man boobs."
Ryan: "Thanks."
Jim: "That wasn't a compliment."
Ryan: "Oh."

by Jack324 October 24, 2007

internymph

Someone who can't get enough of cybersex. A portmanteau of the words internet and nymphomaniac.

Tom: My girlfriend lives far away, but she's insatiable. Every night she demands at least an hour of cyber sex
Dick: Damn, nigga!
Harry: What an internymph!

by Jack324 July 14, 2007

yarblockos

The Nadsat word for testicles.

"Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you!"

by Jack324 March 15, 2007

finagle

What you do with a bagel.

"I'm hungry."
"You should go finagle a bagel!"
"Good call, brosef!"

by Jack324 October 11, 2007