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wikitangent

A wikitangent is when you goes to the website Wikipedia to learn more about a certain topic, but end up getting sidetracked by various links to other articles.
"I went on a wikitangent from Helen Keller to Standard Oil to anti-trust laws by state to the Roman Empire to Pervez Musharaf... I'm so ADD."
by Jack324 January 9, 2008
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blog

an online diary into which emo kids whine about their "horrible" lives.
Emo kid: My life sucks. I hate my parents. First they made me clean my room, and then they wouldn't let me watch TV until I did my homework! I'm going to bitch them out in my blog.
by jack324 January 19, 2007
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my friend

1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.

(See also: John McCain)

2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.

3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.
1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."

2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"

3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"
by Jack324 January 20, 2009
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as is

The way things currently are, the status quo.
"As is, we're already struggling to make ends meet. If you lose you're job, we'll be doomed"

"I'm fine with the festival line-up as is, any more bands will just be icing on the cake"
by Jack324 May 23, 2008
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hearing AIDS

What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.
"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."
by Jack324 November 24, 2007
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shuckleberries

A variation of shucks. Used to express mild to moderate disappointment, but with a cute twist on it.
"Hey, Alexandra, I'm sorry but I can't come to your birthday party on Saturday."
"Really? Aww, shuckleberries."
by Jack324 January 14, 2009
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internymph

Someone who can't get enough of cybersex. A portmanteau of the words internet and nymphomaniac.
Tom: My girlfriend lives far away, but she's insatiable. Every night she demands at least an hour of cyber sex
Dick: Damn, nigga!
Harry: What an internymph!
by Jack324 July 14, 2007
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