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An extremely well endowed man that is well versed in pleasing a women. A pimp, mac or casanova that knows his way around the female sexual experience.
by DrWho4 July 31, 2008
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Definition="The Chosen One":
Also used to describe "Perfection".

Derived from the latin word meaning "Excellence"
The name Vernon symbolizes "Safety" in the Greek vocabulary, and was often used to describe someone who had traveled many miles to accomplish phenomenal feats.
Some cultures actually called their Gods Vern.

Common names associated with Vernon= Greg
That picture is Vern.
Your shaping up to be a real Vern by getting straight A's at school.
My life is perfect... I'm finally 100% in Vern!
by Heart and brain October 01, 2013
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The act of putting an object under a nipple and pushing up slightly.
I. When Tim plays his acoustic guitar he verns.

II. Today, John verned Susan with his hand and yelled out "Bean Dip!"
by UnDuh November 27, 2009
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A synonym for weed, marijuana, chronic, maryjane, pot...

Also, a synonym for fuck, shit, damn, or hell.
"Dude, you got the vern? Heres 30 bucks..."

"What the vern were you thinking man! Quit being such a sturb!"
by Roger Soles July 16, 2006
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A very sexy boy who usually has the nicest eyes in school. He attracts all the ladies and gets everyone jealous.
"Hey did you see Vern today?"

"Yeah he was with all the ladies"
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