Vern

An extremely well endowed man that is well versed in pleasing a women. A pimp, mac or casanova that knows his way around the female sexual experience.
by DrWho4 August 01, 2008
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A very sexy boy who usually has the nicest eyes in school. He attracts all the ladies and gets everyone jealous.
"Hey did you see Vern today?"

"Yeah he was with all the ladies"
by Unknown12447 January 30, 2014
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Vern

A woman that can light a fire in any mans heart. Just looking at her lips move is enough to make your heart skip a beat... And oh man she can kiss. She is a good listener and a model friend. She sometimes can be very moody, but if you weather the storm, it's a guarantee that she will turn out to be the most fun, sexy and loving girl you've ever met. Did I mention she has the body of a goddess? I could've sworn I did. This could be my opinion because I'm married to a vern but it's true for me I guess.
Vern is so awesome
by Psychoanalyst September 24, 2014
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A synonym for weed, marijuana, chronic, maryjane, pot...

Also, a synonym for fuck, shit, damn, or hell.
"Dude, you got the vern? Heres 30 bucks..."

"What the vern were you thinking man! Quit being such a sturb!"
by Roger Soles July 17, 2006
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"Wes's locked in the bathroom, churnin' his vern."
by Vern Tooley December 11, 2006
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Vern

the name The Williams gave The Mathis as because there were no 2 Hunters in one party.
YOUR NAME IS NOW VERN. BIGOD.
by The DAYE's impersonator October 26, 2010
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A fat dude who rides a lawnmower
Oh shit there goes Vern on his lawnmower
by Ken The Pizza Man Hale July 08, 2018
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