munsterbating 

Munsterbating: beating your meat or plugging your hole whilst watching horror movies, Svengouli, Elvira etc.

I caught my uncle fester munsterbating to the casper movie -

munsterbating by fdrogmank March 6, 2011

Mysterbating 

The act of overusing or abusing the social network of any kind

Person #1: Dude i sent you like 50 messages.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.

Mysterbating by Georgio Lopezio June 17, 2010

misterbating 

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"

She got caught misterbating about her professor during class

misterbating by raujero December 7, 2016

Monsterating 

When a woman's time of the month makes her extremely grumpy/angry/hungry. Inspired by "Modern Family".

Luke: Did you see Alex cry about the commercial, then scream at me for not bringing her enough ice cream?
Phil: Yea she's totally monsterating right now, stay away.

Monsterating by ChiliBoy June 17, 2012

mansturbating 

A man masturbating to the thought of other gay men

I found gay porn on Patrick's computer, he must have been mansturbating

mansturbating by DR MD August 26, 2009

monsterating 

When two or more women in a household are synchronized with their menstrual cycles.

I have to get out of the house this weekend. My wife and daughter are monsterating.

monsterating by jeff74008 May 28, 2012

Monsterbating 

to pleasure yourself while drinking a Monster energy drink.

Igor seems hyper and distracted, he must be monsterbating.

Monsterbating by Tayvi February 4, 2010