Monsterbating
Monsterbating by Tayvi February 4, 2010
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Monsterbating
When you jerk off so hard that its scary but it feels so good that you wanna squirt EVERYWHERE!
To being jerked off really hard and vigorously.
To being jerked off really hard and vigorously.
Honey! Why are you jerking off so hardddd!
Oh don't worry honey, I'm only monsterbating it doesn't hurt.
Oh don't worry honey, I'm only monsterbating it doesn't hurt.
Monsterbating by Kajur April 2, 2013
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Monsterbating by TheProfessor42069 October 14, 2011
Monsterbating
Fred: Hey, wanna go to a party later?
Jonh: No, man, im gonna stay home and I'll be "Monsterbating" all night
Jonh: No, man, im gonna stay home and I'll be "Monsterbating" all night
Monsterbating by realestguyintheroom November 1, 2011
Monsterbating
The act of playing with one's monster unit in an app game in the restroom. At times, it is also done in public. It is a very vulgar act. Stroking, fingering, touching, and aiming are various ways in which one can play with their monster. At times, one can monsterbate furiously and come out not knowing how much time has passed.
Bob: Jim is taking an awful long time in the restroom.
Joe: He's probably just monsterbating in there.
To be caught in the act is to bring shame to oneself.
Jared: G..Gina! What are you doing here? I thought you left!
Gina: I forgot my keys. Wait, Jared? Oh my god! Are you monsterbating in public? Ew. That's just gross.
Joe: He's probably just monsterbating in there.
To be caught in the act is to bring shame to oneself.
Jared: G..Gina! What are you doing here? I thought you left!
Gina: I forgot my keys. Wait, Jared? Oh my god! Are you monsterbating in public? Ew. That's just gross.
Monsterbating by YuppersDuppers October 31, 2015
Mooseterbating
Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017
Mysterbating
Person #1: Dude i sent you like 50 messages.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.
Mysterbating by Georgio Lopezio June 17, 2010
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