mansturbating

A man masturbating to the thought of other gay men

I found gay porn on Patrick's computer, he must have been mansturbating

by DR MD August 26, 2009

mansturbating

Mansturbating is a process of masturbating to a man but it automatically removes the gay in it.

- I mansturbated to this sexy man yesterday
- That's cool, no homo in mansturbating

by Folrn September 5, 2018

masturbating to the dictionary

A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.

i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?

by runninghighkid August 4, 2018

Manstruating

When a male is going through a period of increased irritability and moodiness.

Geez, Jermaine, what's up with HB? He's been so pissy lately. He must be manstruating. Give him a manpon.

by Pucas Leters April 15, 2008

masturbating

What you're doing when using urban dictionary.

I'm masturbating.

by ccthz January 27, 2021

furiously masturbating

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.

Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.

by AXAdartmouth April 16, 2009

Masturdating

Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating

by Mikeparsh September 25, 2010