raujero's definitions

playing 3rd base coach

When the bill comes for food or drink, The friend who starts patting himself down searching his jacket and pants for money that he knows isn't there, like a third base coach giving signals to the batter. He's just waiting for the rest of the guys to come up with the bill

As soon as the bill came, Brett was playing 3rd base coach.

by raujero December 9, 2016

Trymax

When someone tries as hard as they can for as long as they can to get their partner to climax but it doesn't work out.

She spent an hour getting him to trymax but he simply drank too much and was useless.

by raujero December 12, 2016

Slopular

Status achieved by degrading oneself just to be liked by others.

Sahara didn't realize that she was so slopular. She was surrounded by people that didn't actually like her...

by raujero December 20, 2019

illiterally

A measure of the over use or misuse of the term "literally".

"She illiterally said she was literally going to bed now"

by raujero December 20, 2019

buzzlim

A normally anti muslim racist who has too much to drink and all of a sudden becomes very accepting of Muslims

Billy bob is a rabid buzzlim. You just have to catch him on the right day.

by raujero December 9, 2016

camel hoe

Any chick who knows she's sporting a camel toe but goes out anyway hoping that it will attract some action any way.

This camel hoe showed up to the party with nothing left to the imagination.

by raujero December 7, 2016

Shituation

1) A really crappy predicament. A shitty situation that you find yourself in that is almost unfair.

2) An accidental poop event that requires some strategy to resolve

1. This COVID shituation makes it hard for me to drop a deuce in public places anymore.
2. I couldn't find an open restroom and now I've got a serious shituation to deal with before my meeting...

by raujero December 11, 2020