10 definitions by raujero

playing 3rd base coach

When the bill comes for food or drink, The friend who starts patting himself down searching his jacket and pants for money that he knows isn't there, like a third base coach giving signals to the batter. He's just waiting for the rest of the guys to come up with the bill

As soon as the bill came, Brett was playing 3rd base coach.

by raujero December 10, 2016

ginstigator

The friend who tries to get everyone else to do shots of booze whether they like to or not.

Our resident ginstigator Gene is once again the only one sober tonight.

by raujero December 10, 2016

illiterally

A measure of the over use or misuse of the term "literally".

"She illiterally said she was literally going to bed now"

by raujero December 21, 2019

Absoloot

An underaged person’s water bottle that is filled with vodka

Jess walked out of the house with her Absoloot and I pretended i didn't know what was in it. She charged her friends $5 each to share her "water"

by raujero December 21, 2019

misterbating

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"

She got caught misterbating about her professor during class

by raujero December 8, 2016

Trymax

When someone tries as hard as they can for as long as they can to get their partner to climax but it doesn't work out.

She spent an hour getting him to trymax but he simply drank too much and was useless.

by raujero December 13, 2016

Slopular

Status achieved by degrading oneself just to be liked by others.

Sahara didn't realize that she was so slopular. She was surrounded by people that didn't actually like her...

by raujero December 21, 2019