Definitions by raujero

Shituation 

1) A really crappy predicament. A shitty situation that you find yourself in that is almost unfair.

2) An accidental poop event that requires some strategy to resolve

1. This COVID shituation makes it hard for me to drop a deuce in public places anymore.
2. I couldn't find an open restroom and now I've got a serious shituation to deal with before my meeting...

Shituation by raujero December 11, 2020

Absoloot 

An underaged person’s water bottle that is filled with vodka

Jess walked out of the house with her Absoloot and I pretended i didn't know what was in it. She charged her friends $5 each to share her "water"

Absoloot by raujero December 20, 2019

illiterally 

A measure of the over use or misuse of the term "literally".

"She illiterally said she was literally going to bed now"

illiterally by raujero December 20, 2019

Slopular 

Status achieved by degrading oneself just to be liked by others.

Sahara didn't realize that she was so slopular. She was surrounded by people that didn't actually like her...

Slopular by raujero December 20, 2019

Trymax

When someone tries as hard as they can for as long as they can to get their partner to climax but it doesn't work out.

She spent an hour getting him to trymax but he simply drank too much and was useless.

Trymax by raujero December 12, 2016

ginstigator 

The friend who tries to get everyone else to do shots of booze whether they like to or not.

Our resident ginstigator Gene is once again the only one sober tonight.

ginstigator by raujero December 9, 2016

buzzlim 

A normally anti muslim racist who has too much to drink and all of a sudden becomes very accepting of Muslims

Billy bob is a rabid buzzlim. You just have to catch him on the right day.

buzzlim by raujero December 9, 2016