fester

When sticking your Index and Middle Finger around a male scrotum while your pinky finger is inserted into the man's anus. The male on male equivalent of the shocker

That dude festered his boyfriend all night long.

by Mike Pezacouski August 13, 2007

Fester

The act of being exceptionally lazy.

Dan: Bro you should come over and fester with me I'm gonna watch some awesome movies since it's raining.
Brian: Ok I'll grab my copy of Tokyo Gore Police and be on my way.

by Zamaboy October 28, 2012

fester

A big bulgy sore zit, typically on your face.

Don't eat all that chocolate, it'll give you festers!

by festerface December 12, 2012

Fester

Male shocker, where the pinkie is shoved up the urinary tract, while two others are inserted into the anus.
one up the japs eye, two in the mud pie

they were arrested for festering in a public toilet

by brain cloud December 16, 2007

Fester

Noun: Name used to refer to a group of specific males that usually consists of one fuckboy, an honorable smartass, two silly monkeys, a tubby, and an Ivy kid who can't drive.

Verb: The act of one or more festers pumping up a fellow fester or celebrating his actions. When all the festers take their shirts off, smack their pecks, and simultaneously make chirps (bird-like noises), then the festers are festering.

Have any of you seen the festers?

by Dani123 April 3, 2015

Fester

The most amazing friend that always had some kind of gum, candy or anything. Fester friends are always there to fester you.

Hey Fester? Do you have any gum? Candy? Anything?

by Fester May 10, 2017

Fester

Lingering around and doing absolutely nothing. Quite possibly staring at a blank tv while laying down with your wrists cuffed up.

Hey brother, what did you do while I was at the gym?

Festered

by Heufsch March 31, 2022