munchtard

Someone who munches on the pussy like a retard munches on their hands

That boy is great in bed, he’s a real munchtard

by I’mThatChick October 7, 2020

Munchados

The Mega munchies you get after tokin some sticky icky. Mostly mexican food.

Rick: Yo, what you wanna eat?

Doug: Taco Bell imma cop some Munchados.

Rick: You're hella fucked.

by jkurzzy August 9, 2009

Munchkadee

Something your white beauty guru aunt calls you when you go to her and are about to tell her something.

*aunt using a Gaja on her chin*
Aunt: UHHH! My little munchkadee
You:forget about Taylor swifts new album, someone has been bullying me :(
Aunt: girl just listen to Taylor swift, you will get over it after I beat them and there mom up.

by Jaye (reminder: go pray) November 8, 2022

moochtard

A so called friend that mooches off you and acts like a retard as if it never happened.

Don't be a moochtard! Buddy, It's so your turn to pick the tab.

by Allura August 19, 2004

Matchtard

A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.

I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.

I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "

She is a total Matchtard!

by willwonka71 October 1, 2010

Marchtard

Anybody in a marching band who actually enjoys participating in it. Not so much a derogatory term as a remark upon the sheer irrationality of having fun with an activity that requires so much time, sweat, and tears.

Johnny: I love measuring out yard lines on the beach so I can test my step size even when I'm away from my beloved field!
Swampfire: Whatever, marchtard.

by C0urante September 13, 2011

muntard

A munter crossed with a retard.

Jade Goody is such a muntard!

by esqo December 12, 2008