Goody

A man who can do no bad. This person will abstain from DRINKING, smoking, lying, fornication and many other evils. This good man, also called Goodman, does not shy away from sports. He excels at sports such as chess. Physical sports such as basketball or even dodgeball are far to difficult a task. A Goody is very unsuccessful with the ladies. In fact, the ladies will only come to him out of pity.

A Goody was playing a Nep in chess, and their collective brain power was so extreme, the chess board blew up!

by rigo aguayo September 29, 2005

Goody

1. a snack or treat
2. a synonym for "Yay" or "good" can be sarcastic
3. meant Miss or Mrs or Ms in the Puritan Colonies

1. "Halloween candies are Goodies"
2. "Goody... I get to do homework now!"
3. "... I saw Goody Calvert with the Devil! And Goody Putz and Goody Tregoe!!!"

by Kaytee P January 13, 2004

Goody

1. An act of self pleasure, the subject of which being a fantasy involving a repugnant subject/person that you would rather not admit to others.

2. Having a wank to someone you shouldn't.

Don't go in the bathroom, John's having a goody. I saw him go in there with a picture of Susan Boyle.

by rMonsterr May 29, 2009

Goody

A) A crafty or sneaky induvidual
B) Someone that has a knack for getting what they want
C) A crook; someone that deals with illegal things

How did he get all of that money? I dont know he is a real goody.

Tony Montana was a real goody in the movie Scarface.

by grandmasterflash2010 December 08, 2010

Goody

A grody gooch.

I was trying to go down on her, but I smelled that not so good Goody.

by Birranda2 March 15, 2011

Goody

A Woman who is very skilled or talented in giving Men Blowjobs.

"Oh, you're such a Goody" "Man, she's a Goody"

by mass98 August 22, 2012

goodie goodie

Someone who never does anything wrong-- never breaks the law in any way, probably never swears, etc.

I'm such a goodie goodie.... I didn't even buy a lottery ticket until I was 18!

by bandcampgirl183 September 28, 2005