Goody

A man who can do no bad. This person will abstain from DRINKING, smoking, lying, fornication and many other evils. This good man, also called Goodman, does not shy away from sports. He excels at sports such as chess. Physical sports such as basketball or even dodgeball are far to difficult a task. A Goody is very unsuccessful with the ladies. In fact, the ladies will only come to him out of pity.

A Goody was playing a Nep in chess, and their collective brain power was so extreme, the chess board blew up!

by rigo aguayo September 30, 2005

Goody

1. a snack or treat
2. a synonym for "Yay" or "good" can be sarcastic
3. meant Miss or Mrs or Ms in the Puritan Colonies

1. "Halloween candies are Goodies"
2. "Goody... I get to do homework now!"
3. "... I saw Goody Calvert with the Devil! And Goody Putz and Goody Tregoe!!!"

by Kaytee P January 13, 2004

Goody

1. An act of self pleasure, the subject of which being a fantasy involving a repugnant subject/person that you would rather not admit to others.

2. Having a wank to someone you shouldn't.

Don't go in the bathroom, John's having a goody. I saw him go in there with a picture of Susan Boyle.

by rMonsterr May 29, 2009

Goody

A) A crafty or sneaky induvidual
B) Someone that has a knack for getting what they want
C) A crook; someone that deals with illegal things

How did he get all of that money? I dont know he is a real goody.

Tony Montana was a real goody in the movie Scarface.

by grandmasterflash2010 December 8, 2010

goody

A stupid inbred who has nothing going for her

To talk without engaging your brain

To express an opinion on a subject you know fuck all about

To be a total fuckwit

To become famous purely by being annoyingly stupid

Also see Kerry Katona 5ive Jordan Peter Andre

knock knock....who's there....Jade Goody....Jade Goody who?
well...thats show business

" Indians are thin cos they can't cook properly....Oh my god you can see me kebab" from How the fuck did I get famous by Jade Goody

by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008

Goody

A grody gooch.

I was trying to go down on her, but I smelled that not so good Goody.

by Birranda2 March 31, 2011

goody

1 an asswhole who has been pushed his whole life to be a fuckhead, but generally tries not to.

2 a douch who should always take his shit, otherwise he posts dumb things on urbandictionary

3 a prink who is only such a prick to certain people for bad reason. however bad things happen to bad people

keep pushing it bitch, an ill have to go all goody on you

i really should take that shit, otherwise i wont be so goody

its like middle school all over again, i went fucking goody after all that time. but hey we both lost, yet i was the only one who cared in the first place. so i guess i made my point and showed people not to be so fucking stupid

by bitchimakillyou August 4, 2009