Mincetard 

Someone who is fat and uses twitter

Have you seen that mincetard?

Mincetard by Bag Source February 19, 2018

mingtard

Quite simply a mixture of a minger (someone who fell out of the butt ugly tree and hit the sphincter on the way down) and a fucktard (someone who isn't retarded, but who is so stupid/annoying/idiotic, that they sure do appear that way.)

Not only was that barmaid as fat an ugly as a hippo, she couldn't even subtract 4 from 10. What a mingtard!

mingtard by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 16, 2007

Midgetard 

A person who is a midget and also a retard. Or, a person who may not be a midget, but acts like a retarded midget

"awww, look at that funny little midgetard"
or
"you loser, you're such a midgetard"

Midgetard by Cocksucker December 17, 2003

minyeard 

A small ass, tiny amount.

"That cup was filled with ice and a minyeard amount of soda."

minyeard by BIG44 April 7, 2007

Minetard 

Minecraft retard. Sucks at it, and is a n00b.

Thinks redstone is ruby.

Thinks lapis is sapphire, which technically it is. In the game, there is no 'sapphire'.

Thinks emeralds make tools, and armor, a along with 'ruby', stone, etc.

stone and wood make tools not armor.

Minetarded person- wood, y u no make armor.

Minetard by СукаБлять January 26, 2015

Michtard 

A man who calls innocent children ugly, or posers.

Person 1:"Thats the michtard"
Person 2: "I don't want to be called ugly!"
Person 1: "Then o lets fricken run!"

Michtard by xxlaughymouth7d April 26, 2010

munchtard

Someone who munches on the pussy like a retard munches on their hands

That boy is great in bed, he’s a real munchtard

munchtard by I’mThatChick October 7, 2020