Muntard
A cross between
'munt' and 'retard'
used as an DESCRIPTION of a person when something happens to make them look both ugly and stupid.
NOTE: This is not a gratuitous offence towards people that look different and are mentally deficient, this is ONLY applicable in it's serious sense to people that look ugly due to their own fault ie. ridiculous make up, smearing poo on their head, etc and when they are otherwise intelligent but make a cock up 'wheres my hat' - he asks holding it in his hand.
'munt' and 'retard'
used as an DESCRIPTION of a person when something happens to make them look both ugly and stupid.
NOTE: This is not a gratuitous offence towards people that look different and are mentally deficient, this is ONLY applicable in it's serious sense to people that look ugly due to their own fault ie. ridiculous make up, smearing poo on their head, etc and when they are otherwise intelligent but make a cock up 'wheres my hat' - he asks holding it in his hand.
A man falls in monkey wee because he was showing off, trying to do ballet.
he is now covered in monkey wee and thus looks munting and the ballet was stupid.
Therefore, HE IS A MUNTARD
It was a MUNTARDED thing to do
he is now covered in monkey wee and thus looks munting and the ballet was stupid.
Therefore, HE IS A MUNTARD
It was a MUNTARDED thing to do
Muntard by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade December 25, 2009
Related Words
muntard • Muntardasouras • muntarded • Mustard • mustard plug • mustard gas • Mentard • Mustard Sock • mantard • montard
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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