mumillard 

A retard or dumb fuck who speaks with the diction of a punch drunk boxer.

"You understand anything Bobby was saying the other night?"
"That fuckin' mumillard? Nah, he was dropped on his head as a baby or something, he's all fucked up."

mumillard by LegionoftheFirst March 6, 2017

Millard Fillmore 

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.

Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!

Millard Fillmore by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005

Mullard 

Someone who has done something idiotically funny, such as tripping over

Oliver Robinson is a fucking mullard

Mullard by Dongle Bongle April 23, 2018

millard scale 

The amount beers it would take to have sex with the person you are rating.

This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.

(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)

guy 1: she's a ten
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.

millard scale by kingjeremy August 17, 2008

Millard handshake 

When a man takes two shots of a womans piss and rubs her shit on his face just to taste where it came from.

She looks so goddamn good I'd give her the Millard handshake!

Millard handshake by jerkfaced1 July 14, 2010

Millard Filmore 

Single-handedly the most useless president EVER! He wasn't bad, he just did nothing. He became president after Zachery Taylor did in office, so he only had like 2 years. Even so, he is the most forgetable president in America History next to William Henry Harisson (died 1 month into office.)

How was your report of Millard Filmore?
Who the crap was Millard Filmore?

Millard Filmore by Ron_Thornbrash July 20, 2008

millard nullings

A character from Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. A very cute invisible boy, he's usually walking around naked to investigate the bunker he's stuck in.

The movie really skipped his character, and how important he is to the story.

He is 16-17 not 12-13

random ass people: he is literally invisible, how can you even love him??
me: ... leave my millard nullings alone

millard nullings by thegreasersgal September 7, 2021