Millard

A 30-50 year old pedophile currently pretending to be in middle school.

Tom) Why is that guy so old and horny?
Joe) He's probably a Millard!

by B3056 February 12, 2015

Millard

A scary boy who looks like a single dad in his 40's

john: hey man you're starting to look like a millard
adam: is it because I look like i'm 40
john: yes

by WhiteMandem69 April 26, 2019

Millard

A region in Omaha, NE that is consists mainly of upper-middleclass families. They have the lowest crime rate in Omaha, and the three high-schools have been counted as three of the top 500 schools in the country by Newsweek. They also have the best football, music, and language departments in the state of Nebraska. Millard used to be a small town in itself, but was later swallowed by Omaha.

Person 1: Hey have you seen that urban-dictionary definition of Millard?

Person 2: Yup, looks like somebody is a little jealous.

by C-blaze777 February 26, 2011

Millard

Just overall gay and likes his gay ps teacher

Millard stop looking at his ass

by Ta yeet July 3, 2020

Millard

Gay teacher gets his name wrong and people call him to aggravate him.he is funny and is called gay and actually is

Millard is so gay

by Ta yeet July 3, 2020

Millard

A slim thick sexy mama. Definitely bulks up in the winter to gain some warmth but during the summer that body be bussin.

Damn she’s definitely a Millard.

by anonymous May 12, 2021

Millard Fillmore

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.

Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!

by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005