Mullard 

Someone who has done something idiotically funny, such as tripping over

Oliver Robinson is a fucking mullard

Mullard by Dongle Bongle April 23, 2018

mullard 

to feel ashamed
comes from the CHAMORRO languistics

manny was talking to shannon one day and he had a huge azz boogie in his nose , he looked in the mirror a couple min. later and felt MULLARD

mullard by shannon May 13, 2005

Mullard 

A weird breed of person who is slightly on the fat side, they have a very smelly fish breath, listen to the worst type of music ever and wear the shittest clothes in the history of mankind. The most common place to sight this strange kind is wombourne Poolbar but be careful because these type will happily back stab,

Have you seen a mullard today? Yes I saw the smelly mullard in the Poolbar today

Mullard by Smelly chewbacca January 13, 2017

Mr. Mullady 

A large, semi husky man, usually wearing unique ties. usually like to make everyone laugh and wants to become a comedian although does not, knowing that he will not preform well in front of a large audience.

I wish i had a mr. mullady as my dad

Mr. Mullady by FGKJAFBK May 27, 2009

Mallard Ducks 

A enormous cult that is part of the biblonian culture and serves the great lord yar-nar and will be the main audience for the battle of catastrophic proportions, and shall be the only people left once the battle is complete.

I serve the mallard ducks
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe

Mallard Ducks by shnow lady December 9, 2019

LINUS MULLARKEY 

The description of a fake reason or excuse you used when you have decided it is past time to leave your boring/stupid/slutty/braindead date.

Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.

or

Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge

or

Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door

LINUS MULLARKEY by MJKK March 25, 2007

Millard Fillmore 

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.

Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!

Millard Fillmore by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005