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Mukamel syndrome 

n. Mukamel syndrome is a severe physical and mental condition characterized by a combination of microphalli (extremely small penis) and and uncontrollable urge to express oneself by excessive farting. Mukamel syndrome patients are usually crafty little motherfuckers who would sodomize their dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among peers. According to one theory, the disease spread via anal intercourse with Iraqi cows (see Mukamel).
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.
Mother help, this Mukamel syndrome patient threats to suffocate me by farting. He is spreading mukaka all over the place.
Mukamel syndrome by edipus March 27, 2011
Related Words
mujame Mujaheed muhamed muhamet Mulamey Murame Mojame Muamel Muamer Muamera
(1) v. The act of having anal intercourse with a cow, which is termed in Iraq a "moo-camel", that is a moo-making camel.

(2) n. A general name for a crafty little person who would sodomize his dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among his peers.

(3) n. An Iraqi version of mukaka.
(1) I mukamelled that fat cow and had her lick my dirty pecker.

(2) Look at this Mukamel, so proud of winning the title of the best backgammon player in south west Baghdad.

(1) Now clean all the mukamel you left on your Hungarian stool.
Mukamel by nicky benz March 11, 2011
You are self-expressive, philanthropic, clever, and ambitious. You like to specialize in whatever you undertake.
This name gives you an optimistic outlook on life. You appreciate good quality in all things and want the best money can buy. You have big ideals and dreams about the things you would like but you are not always willing to put forth the necessary effort, particularly if it means being subservient to others or having to work in an unimportant, menial capacity.

•Position and means are important to you and, in order to create this impression of affluence, you will spend even when it is not prudent to do so.

•You like to give the impression that you have everything under control
Muamer is a kind man.
Muamer by homz156 January 8, 2011
Muhamed is a person with big heart. He is a very athletic person and he loves making friends. Muhamed makes people laugh and has a awesome personality.
"I would really want to be friends with muhamed"
muhamed by Cheesebagel101 March 14, 2017
An extremely independent and self made female with origins in Eastern Bloc countries but resides in the Midwest of the U.S.A. This fabled creature is heralded for attracting men with virtually no self esteem or self worth.
Angelina Jolie's work in Africa is typical of one that possesses Muamera-like qualities.
Muamera by Ёсеf January 14, 2009
Guy: Muamel is in the Harry Potter fanclub, he must be a wizard
Muamel by Conan3d1 January 31, 2017