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Mukamel syndrome
n. Mukamel syndrome is a severe physical and mental condition characterized by a combination of microphalli (extremely small penis) and and uncontrollable urge to express oneself by excessive farting. Mukamel syndrome patients are usually crafty little motherfuckers who would sodomize their dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among peers. According to one theory, the disease spread via anal intercourse with Iraqi cows (see Mukamel).
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.
Mother help, this Mukamel syndrome patient threats to suffocate me by farting. He is spreading mukaka all over the place.
Mukamel syndrome by edipus March 27, 2011
Mukamel
(1) v. The act of having anal intercourse with a cow, which is termed in Iraq a "moo-camel", that is a moo-making camel.
(2) n. A general name for a crafty little person who would sodomize his dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among his peers.
(3) n. An Iraqi version of mukaka.
(2) n. A general name for a crafty little person who would sodomize his dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among his peers.
(3) n. An Iraqi version of mukaka.
(1) I mukamelled that fat cow and had her lick my dirty pecker.
(2) Look at this Mukamel, so proud of winning the title of the best backgammon player in south west Baghdad.
(1) Now clean all the mukamel you left on your Hungarian stool.
(2) Look at this Mukamel, so proud of winning the title of the best backgammon player in south west Baghdad.
(1) Now clean all the mukamel you left on your Hungarian stool.
Mukamel by nicky benz March 11, 2011
mameltoe
a man camel toe...pulling your pants up really high so it looks like you have a camel toe but your a man
mameltoe by schlongymoto May 5, 2005
mamello
she is super caring,nice,and as cute as a new born baby.has a large ass and loves black and does everything possible to make u feel loved and welcomed.shares with her loved ones.
mamello by blackery butterfly July 27, 2017
Muamer
You are self-expressive, philanthropic, clever, and ambitious. You like to specialize in whatever you undertake.
This name gives you an optimistic outlook on life. You appreciate good quality in all things and want the best money can buy. You have big ideals and dreams about the things you would like but you are not always willing to put forth the necessary effort, particularly if it means being subservient to others or having to work in an unimportant, menial capacity.
•Position and means are important to you and, in order to create this impression of affluence, you will spend even when it is not prudent to do so.
•You like to give the impression that you have everything under control
This name gives you an optimistic outlook on life. You appreciate good quality in all things and want the best money can buy. You have big ideals and dreams about the things you would like but you are not always willing to put forth the necessary effort, particularly if it means being subservient to others or having to work in an unimportant, menial capacity.
•Position and means are important to you and, in order to create this impression of affluence, you will spend even when it is not prudent to do so.
•You like to give the impression that you have everything under control
Mameluke
Mameluke is a rapper and from Mumbai, India. He cracks really dumb jokes and wears really sick green sunglasses.
Mameluke by Rupesh Misal October 11, 2020
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