A 101% famous person that is definitely the 2nd birthed John Mulaney, who makes 100 vore/piss jokes a day, and is obsessed with the 1st birthed John Mulaney, and Flamingo. Overall, a pretty cool guy, 11/10, sexiest person that I know.
Hey, did you see mulamey over there?? Yeah!! They’re so cool!! Anyone who doesn’t like him sucks ass!!
by Carlos Kroll July 27, 2021
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Yo!! Did you see Mulamey over there? Yeah the sexiest dude ever!! Ngl, anyone that doesn’t like him sucks ass!
by Carlos Kroll July 27, 2021
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by Absolute twat September 25, 2020
Get the John Mulaney Syndrome mug.An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.
John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.
by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020
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Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!
Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!
by MotharChod June 13, 2018
Get the John Mulaney mug.A condition in which you seem to trigger everyone's gay detectors, but you are in fact straight. This leads to you being asked if you are gay constantly and often being an icon among the LGBT despite being entirely straight.
"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome
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