Mulamey 

A 101% famous person that is definitely the 2nd birthed John Mulaney, who makes 100 vore/piss jokes a day, and is obsessed with the 1st birthed John Mulaney, and Flamingo. Overall, a pretty cool guy, 11/10, sexiest person that I know.

Hey, did you see mulamey over there?? Yeah!! They’re so cool!! Anyone who doesn’t like him sucks ass!!

Mulamey by Carlos Kroll July 27, 2021

Mulamey 

100% the sexiest person I know. The kinda guy that makes you want to eat chicken nuggets without curry dip. Ngl, if you don’t Kroll him a river he will in fact vore you. if I’m being honest, I think he might be the 1st clone of John Mulaney. Maybe, he IS John Mulaney…. I’m thinking too far into this…. But, 11/10, sexiest person to exist, would let him vore me anytime, yo John.

Yo!! Did you see Mulamey over there? Yeah the sexiest dude ever!! Ngl, anyone that doesn’t like him sucks ass!

Mulamey by Carlos Kroll July 27, 2021

John Mulaney Syndrome 

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay

Nah, he just has John Mulaney Syndrome.

John Mulaney Syndrome by Absolute twat September 25, 2020

John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.

John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.

John Mulaney by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020

John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.

Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!

John Mulaney by MotharChod June 13, 2018

John Mulaney Syndrome 

A condition in which you seem to trigger everyone's gay detectors, but you are in fact straight. This leads to you being asked if you are gay constantly and often being an icon among the LGBT despite being entirely straight.

"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome

John Mulaney Syndrome by simplyhopeless October 10, 2020

John Mulaney

John Mulaney is a noun meaning best comedian in the world.

"Hey have you heard of John Mulaney's comedy act new in town?"

John Mulaney by spicyKnees April 7, 2020