mozzled

To get drunk so much you pass out.

'Oh man, that guy got so mozzled last night.'

by T.m.a May 22, 2006

mozzed

A jinx or curse, not usually causing serious malady but bringing persistent bad luck.

An Australian colloquialism, possibly from Melbourne.

1. looks like I've been mozzed
2. they put the mozz on him just as he was about to win the the tournament.

by StephenZ April 22, 2004

jizz flaping mozzletump

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket

guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".

by blablablablablahaha March 4, 2011

Mizzled

Mizzled is when somebody deliberately misleads or dupes you with malicious intent. You can be "misled" by bad directions but your cheater boyfriend "mizzled" you into thinking your relationship was great when in fact he was engaged to someone else. This is an important distinction, because often you start out thinking you were misled, only to find out later, you were MIZZLED!

Laura mizzled me into thinking that Blake had a girlfriend when in fact he didn't. All because she wanted him for herself.

by Peneloppe Pittstop September 14, 2009

Mozzletoff

1. A name given to someone when one has mozzled someone's toff, in plain words, when someone has sexual relations with a Jew, but ONLY while being intoxicated. This certain situation involves anal intercourse and the Jew deficating on the mozzler's chest.

1. "Lastnight I drank WAY too much at a party and this morning I woke up a Mozzletoff. I hate Wodka. My chest is still brown."

2. "Fill up my cup, MOZZLETOFF!"

by MozzleToff Expert USA July 26, 2009

muzzledoof

Someone who is attracted to the sound or smell of farts

Don’t fart there’s a muzzledoof behind us!

by Nintendude June 14, 2021

Mozzed

To be in an incredible poor state, usually used to describe someone who has had too much to drink and is now describable only as unfit to live. Usually followed by a period of sustained paralysis in which one lays (usually naked) on the sofa all day and makes strange guttural gargling noices.

Did you see Will last night? He drank too much. He was completely Mozzed.

by Jarack2211 May 30, 2016