Among artillerymen, a nonexistent item used to trick rookies. It is commonly used to send rookies on a wild goose chase. (Muzzle blast is the burst of smoke and fire that erupts from the muzzle when a shell is fired.)
"Private, go to the supply sergeant and see if he can find you a bucket of muzzle blast."
It's when you carelessly aim your gun in someone's direction without intentionally meaning to do so. Newbie gun owners are often at fault of this, but also when people unholster a firearm they can make the same mistake unknowingly. Muzzle sweeping is violating the second rule of firearm safety.
T-money whipped out his nine from being strapped in between his belt and boxers and muzzle sweeped us all as we ducked anxiously in fear.
It is impossible and pointless to fight it because the muzzle will never stop coming back, so it is much easier to submit and accept that God will not save you because he does not exist.
Those who enter the realm of Weaver can be easily spotted due to the Weaver Muzzle that they wear.
Brasil: Hey Jason, I heard cool guys wear muzzles.
Jason: Naw man, I'm fighting the muzzle.
Dustywabbit: You can't fight it Jason. Just submit.
Jason: No! I will never submit!
Weaver: Jason? Did I give you permission to take off the Weaver Muzzle?
Jason: *puts muzzle on* Mmh mmmh mmh mmmmmh. (I'm sorry Ms. Weaver)
Brasil: So it's true. Cool guys do wear muzzles.
Jason: Mmmh mmh mmmh. (Fuck you man)
n. A woman who, when in the company of female acquaintances, blocks or "muzzles" their attempts to score with a person of potential sexual interest.
v. To prevent a woman from having sexual liasons.
See: cock block.
Tina was trying to get to know this hot guy last night, but Debbie acted like a total cunt muzzle when she mentioned that Tina is on the rag.
Debbie cunt muzzled Gretchen from making out with Jim by bringing up her massive unicorn collection.
i.e. mazel tov, lit. meaning "good fortune" in Hebrew and Yiddish. Jewish people use this expression to congratulate each other when something good happens, meaning something like good for you, well done, or congratulations.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.