Mizzled

Mizzled is when somebody deliberately misleads or dupes you with malicious intent. You can be "misled" by bad directions but your cheater boyfriend "mizzled" you into thinking your relationship was great when in fact he was engaged to someone else. This is an important distinction, because often you start out thinking you were misled, only to find out later, you were MIZZLED!

Laura mizzled me into thinking that Blake had a girlfriend when in fact he didn't. All because she wanted him for herself.

by Peneloppe Pittstop September 14, 2009

Mizzled

Beyond good. Beyond off the hook. To a degree of festiveness that exceeds the capacity of most human comprehension.

SNAP!!! THATS STRAIGHT TRIPPIN! Why if that was any better it would be mizzled!!!!
on the other hand...
Alpacas, the most unmizzled animals in the world, pray upon small children while they are asleep and eat their limbs.

by The GRAKAT Dictionary May 7, 2005

Mizzle Crizzle

Variant of Moon Cricket. Also meaning nigger, porch monkey, yard ape, boot lip, knuckle dragger, etc.

Fried chicken and watermelon is a delicacy among many a Mizzle Crizzle!

by Hitman 12 May 21, 2015

sizzle ma dizzle, mizzle fizzle

Snoop slang for 'suck my dick, mother fucker.'

"Yo best respizzle my shizzle, or sizzle my dizzle, mizzle fizzle."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

black and mizzle

The resulting product of an emptied "Middleton" Black and Mild cigar, that has had the carboard insert removed and contains a mixture of the original tobacco and marijuana.

Let's roll up some black and mizzles and take them to the bar.

by Charface March 9, 2004

mizzle

A type of weather between mist and drizzle; very fine, almost cloud-like, rain.

I hate this mizzle; I'd rather it rained properly!

by Peckers August 13, 2005

drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles

I fucked your mom and blew my load all over her tits.

You Velma, I just drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles!

by Prof. Stinkbottom October 27, 2004