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To be in an incredible poor state, usually used to describe someone who has had too much to drink and is now describable only as unfit to live. Usually followed by a period of sustained paralysis in which one lays (usually naked) on the sofa all day and makes strange guttural gargling noices.
Did you see Will last night? He drank too much. He was completely Mozzed.
Mozzed by Jarack2211 May 30, 2016
Related Words
"Infidel! Bow before your Mozzer!"
Mozzer by itcreaks June 28, 2004

Mozzerella Stick 

When you eat cheetos then jerk off with the cheese powder still on your hands
Person #1: "I was so high last night and I was so hungry and horny so I just gave myself a mozzerella stick"

Mozzerian 

An adjective used to describe, or characteristic of, the English singer, Morrissey.
Natty Morrissey is a hard core Morrissey fan, she is a true Mozzerian, she firmly believes: In Moz we trust.

I could feel his devotion to Morrissey from the height of his mozzerian hairstyle.
Mozzerian by N.R.Morrissey February 11, 2010
Another term used for the supermarket Morrissons
"Dude im goin to mozzers to get some cheese for my toast"
Mozzers by MysteryMoose December 15, 2008
Wandered.
We mozied over to the hydroponic supplies.
Mozied by NKOA October 22, 2008