Mous 

The shortened form of the name Moustafa.

Hey Mous, what's up?

Nothin much Maria.

Mous by Moustafa June 18, 2006

mous 

Microsoft Office User Specialist

hey Breh wats poppin? Wat went down dizzle in MOUS today?
Nutin much homeboy, just learned about text boxes

mous by Mr. Jizzo March 31, 2009

mickey mous 

dude, you can't spell Mickey Mouse??

person456364346746535:i like mickey mous
person9:dude its Mickey Mouse not mickey mous...

mickey mous by this is now my name May 15, 2020

Menage-a-mous 

1.) Being in an otherwise monogamous relationship that revolves around/frequently involves bringing outside sex partners into the couple's sex life.

Dick and Jane only love each other, but they like to bring a friend or two into the bedroom to join in on their sexy Menage-a-mous antics!

Menage-a-mous by Hgussy4Life June 21, 2011

Dirty mous 

Used when someone shoves a dick so far up your ass that tears it apart

Dude he totally gave me a dirty mous last night i still can't sit properly

Dirty mous by Ronikal April 3, 2021

Mouse Petter 

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC

Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"

Mouse Petter by MrB7 August 22, 2017

mouseturd 

A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with katshit.

Joe: All this burger needs is a little mouseturd ... mebbe some katshit too.
Celia: <sigh> Can't you say anything without fucking swearing for once?!
Joe: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kidding, for fuck's sake!

mouseturd by ocius1 April 6, 2009