Wat

Another way of saying what on message boards.

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<jd998> nuh girls can 2
<jd998> but its not like our cum its like water but clear
<sweetangel13> rly?
<sweetangel13> i've never done it
<jd998> ok
<jd998> well how do u no when to stop
<sweetangel13> i dunno. it feels good for a while and i just decide to stop...
<sweetangel13> im afraid of my parents walking in
<jd998> y how do u do it
<jd998> liekon ur bed or with ur nikers on
<sweetangel13> at night i get on my bed and put my covers over me
<jd998> n wat
<jd998> pull ur nikers down
<sweetangel13> then i take my panties off and rub some vaseline on my fingers
<jd998> ok y vaseline
<sweetangel13> it makes it easier
<sweetangel13> then i stick my fingers in there...
<jd998> nice nice
<sweetangel13> and start moving it around.
<jd998> u got msn
<sweetangel13> no sorry
<jd998> fuk yer
<jd998> how many fingers have u had in ur pussy before
<sweetangel13> and eventually i get 2 fingers in there
<sweetangel13> then i put some vaseline on my other hand
<sweetangel13> and start rubbing my penis.
<jd998> wat
by RROOMM April 11, 2009
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A spontaneous reaction to something that's in any way "fucked up" to the point where you "can't even"
Dude 1: Dude, I so got laid yesterday!
Dude 2: Might I ask by whom?
Dude 1: My mom. You won't believe it, but she's a beast in bed!!!
Dude 2: Wat
by WtfHax January 17, 2015
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The thing you say when you don't know what just happened.
Ronda: Did you see that fine dime
Bill: Wat!?
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The most annoying way for lazy people and 11 year old British kids to say what.
Simon: Would you like a dictionary?
Lewis: A wat?
Simon: *ahem* A slap to the face?
by Vincent the cressant March 14, 2011
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A word used to question something retarded that just came out of your friends mouth
Girl: wat the fuck u say nibba?
Girl 2: nothin u fucktard
by Funnygirlincanada March 17, 2019
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*kid posts Instagram pic of his new shoes*
Me:WAT
by TheOneAndOnlyLiyah March 30, 2016
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An exceptionally rude IM message. Made after one individual messages an other to say hi to stand in place of the question "why are you talking to me?"
Person 1: Hey man.
Person 2: Wat.
Person 1 to him or her self: Why do you hate me?
by Blah1... April 18, 2009
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