mouseturd
A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with katshit.
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Mississippi Mousetrap
The act of, while receiving roadhead, suddenly putting your tilt steering wheel as far down as it will go, thus trapping the person's head in your crotch.
Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.
Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.
Mississippi Mousetrap by JohnnyTwoDicks September 26, 2010
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The Stinky Mousetrap
n: "A Stinky Mousetrap" is the act of farting in a very crowded Disney monorail while the doors are shut in the monorail is in motion.
While riding in a very crowded monorail from the Magic Kingdom to Epcot at Disney World Scott thought up "The Stinky Mousetrap" and silently farted and stunk up the entire cabin. There was nothing anyone could do, and no one was able to blame Scott. It was the perfect crime.
The Stinky Mousetrap by Scott L (The Monorail Farter) September 22, 2011
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Revolver Mousetrap
To use methods traditionally associated with evil ends for good, or vice versa.
Inspired by a patent on a revolver-based mousetrap filed in Dec 26, 1982 by inventor J.A.Williams
Inspired by a patent on a revolver-based mousetrap filed in Dec 26, 1982 by inventor J.A.Williams
-This worthless SJW rant blogger is now posting serious progressive content..
-Pulling a revolver mousetrap of radicalization I see
-Let's get some subway sandwiches..
-Subway? That place sells revolver mousetrap sandwiches!
-Pulling a revolver mousetrap of radicalization I see
-Let's get some subway sandwiches..
-Subway? That place sells revolver mousetrap sandwiches!
Revolver Mousetrap by CrudeWax January 20, 2022
catshit and mouse turd
Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.
catshit and mouse turd by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005
mousetrocity
when three (3) or more family members wear the exact same mickey mouse tie dye t-shirt to disneyland.
AT:"Look at those people getting in line at space mountain!"
AS: "Did they really wear that out this morning. What the f(@k?"
AT::"Yes, that is the worst looking mousetrocity today!"
AS: "Did they really wear that out this morning. What the f(@k?"
AT::"Yes, that is the worst looking mousetrocity today!"
mousetrocity by Awesome McGroovy January 27, 2009
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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