mouseturd 

A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with katshit.

Joe: All this burger needs is a little mouseturd ... mebbe some katshit too.
Celia: <sigh> Can't you say anything without fucking swearing for once?!
Joe: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kidding, for fuck's sake!

mouseturd by ocius1 April 6, 2009

Mississippi Mousetrap 

The act of, while receiving roadhead, suddenly putting your tilt steering wheel as far down as it will go, thus trapping the person's head in your crotch.

Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.

My cousin Molly sure got mad after I gave her the Mississippi Mousetrap.

Mississippi Mousetrap by JohnnyTwoDicks September 26, 2010

The Stinky Mousetrap

n: "A Stinky Mousetrap" is the act of farting in a very crowded Disney monorail while the doors are shut in the monorail is in motion.

While riding in a very crowded monorail from the Magic Kingdom to Epcot at Disney World Scott thought up "The Stinky Mousetrap" and silently farted and stunk up the entire cabin. There was nothing anyone could do, and no one was able to blame Scott. It was the perfect crime.

The Stinky Mousetrap by Scott L (The Monorail Farter) September 22, 2011

Monsturd 

Any poop that's so big it rises up out of the water. Bonus points if it's one unbroken turd.

"Damn, that monsturd could eat Tokyo!"

Monsturd by Buck Wong November 29, 2005

Revolver Mousetrap 

To use methods traditionally associated with evil ends for good, or vice versa.
Inspired by a patent on a revolver-based mousetrap filed in Dec 26, 1982 by inventor J.A.Williams

-This worthless SJW rant blogger is now posting serious progressive content..
-Pulling a revolver mousetrap of radicalization I see

-Let's get some subway sandwiches..
-Subway? That place sells revolver mousetrap sandwiches!

Revolver Mousetrap by CrudeWax January 20, 2022

catshit and mouse turd 

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.

Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?

catshit and mouse turd by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005

mousetrocity 

when three (3) or more family members wear the exact same mickey mouse tie dye t-shirt to disneyland.

AT:"Look at those people getting in line at space mountain!"
AS: "Did they really wear that out this morning. What the f(@k?"
AT::"Yes, that is the worst looking mousetrocity today!"

mousetrocity by Awesome McGroovy January 27, 2009