A waiting room where most of us wait to die after we have completed college.
If someone works a 40 hour a week job for 40 years, they will have spent approximately 9 years of their life at work. And since so many die soon after retirement, offices are waiting rooms for people waiting to die.
by edvhou812 May 20, 2012
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A designated space to be free of watchful eyes, judgmental beliefs, and basically tyranny. A place to let the clutter in your mind manifest physically.
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The room where the wealthy, rich, male snobs can throw their slutty - but hot - secretaries over their desk, because of the tasks their wives can't do for them at home.

The place where secretaries can get a raise.
Husband: Sorry hunny. I can't make it for supper tonight. Gotta stay late to get some work done at the office.

Co-worker: Oh...the secretary just came out of his office with her hair mussed and lipstick smeared. She must have really wanted a raise.
by AngelicaPG August 14, 2009
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The Office, Probably the most boring and soul destroying place on Planet Earth. It’s Usually a dull coloured room with cheap desks, crap computers, uncomfortable weak chairs, vile tasting coffee, work colleagues who are just as miserable as you are, and a boss who constantly breathes down your neck and watches you waste so many years of your short life for bare minimum wage.
Stan: “Shit!! It’s Monday morning and time to get up. I’ve been throwing my life away in that office for 15 years now and im so tired of it. There’s a whole world out there to see and yet I’m chained to that desk for 9 hours every day”.

Rowena: “Well I know it’s bad and that unfortunately is what it’s like going to work. Anyway you best get up Stan, wouldn’t wanna be late for that meeting with Mr Shipley now would you?”

Stan: “Ohhh please just shoot me!!”
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Area with minimum 3 walls or partitions
Tim has an office but Tony doesn't.
by Mr office July 25, 2008
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Oh god my office is a mess *insert excuses as to why my house isn’t in perfect order as actively try to build better men*
Hym “God, yeah, that is one cluttered office. My house is clean. 🤷 ♂️ Just sayin. It’s also good that while you’re wife was sick your family was being the people in your family that are reliable in times of crisis (and not you). I love seeing people act out their propositional ethics. Because it’s one thing to believe in something but it’s another thing entirely to act it out. Hey, what’s beyond unforgivable? I can go lower. I’m aiming for hell (because you have to be willing to go there). I’d like to find out what’s beneath it.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
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is the best show this world will ever see.
I love The Office so much it is the best show ever.
by karlSDT23 November 8, 2018
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