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A waiting room where most of us wait to die after we have completed college.
If someone works a 40 hour a week job for 40 years, they will have spent approximately 9 years of their life at work. And since so many die soon after retirement, offices are waiting rooms for people waiting to die.
by edvhou812 May 19, 2012
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The private space of a business where the boss of a company can enjoy sexual pleasures during the work day.
Chad : Steve will you come to my Office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : I would like you to suck my cock and lick my balls then I will give you a cum facial!
Steve : But I'm married and I'm not gay I can't do that!
Chad: I'm your boss and I say you will!
Steve: Ok then!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Now can I go wash my face off and go back to work?
Chad : No you will wear my cum on your face for the rest of the day!
Steve : Dude that's embarrassing I can't do that!
Chad : Do it now you asshole or your fired!
Kiersten : Hey Steve do you know you got cum all over your face LOL!
Chad : Kiersten would you come to my Office please!
Kiersten : Oh boy time for my cum facial!
by SlopNChop February 01, 2017
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What everyone thinks they have at home just because they have a computer and desk.
Going on the Internet in my office.

Is that your make believe office, your bedroom?
by Goth Doll August 08, 2016
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adjective: a term accidentally used by a certain Philadelphia radio star in place of the word "awesome".
Example sentence: "Man, that movie was AWESOME!"
New and improved sentence: "Man, that movie was OFFICE!"
by Miss Julie June 27, 2006
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A room for secretaries and job owners often described by workers as the fag room.
Worker: Hey look he's going into the office! Probably trying to come out of the closet to the boss.
by The Silky Smooth April 08, 2009
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The room where the wealthy, rich, male snobs can throw their slutty - but hot - secretaries over their desk, because of the tasks their wives can't do for them at home.

The place where secretaries can get a raise.
Husband: Sorry hunny. I can't make it for supper tonight. Gotta stay late to get some work done at the office.

Co-worker: Oh...the secretary just came out of his office with her hair mussed and lipstick smeared. She must have really wanted a raise.
by AngelicaPG August 14, 2009
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