14 definitions by alfonso

craphonso

noun.

1. A fast person
2. a dumbass
3. a code word for taking a shit
4. a way to tell your friend that you have to take a shit

1. Craphonso made a nice catch against NC State
2. Matt is a craphonso
3. Yo craphonso!
4. I'll be right back, craphonso.

by alfonso August 12, 2004

A really pretty and smart person.
She is rarely seen, lol.

Una persona muy bonita e inteligente.
Rara vez es vista, jaja.

Oh my God!! Is that Mayren?!?!

Oh Dios mio!! Esa es Mayren?!?!

by alfonso December 14, 2004

noun. multiple dudinskies.

A doobledinsky occurs when one feels that a shit is finished and just before getting up, another dudinsky follows

Sean had to take a doobledinsky in his pants because he was sleeping outside.

by alfonso May 3, 2004

Variable use noun.

1. a bad situation
2. cards are stacked against you

cluster fuck

That exam was a mortisha.

by alfonso May 4, 2004

a word meaning nigger. used by niggers and some honkies.

by alfonso November 25, 2004

noun.

1. A liesurely shit
2. A shit taken at your own home or in the trust tree

mortinsk

Ben took a two-hour mortinsk after partaking of some spicy sausage.

by alfonso August 12, 2004

Brian had to drop a mortinsky before Survivor came on.

by alfonso May 4, 2004