alfonso's definitions

doobledinsky

noun. multiple dudinskies.

A doobledinsky occurs when one feels that a shit is finished and just before getting up, another dudinsky follows

Sean had to take a doobledinsky in his pants because he was sleeping outside.

by alfonso May 2, 2004

mortisha

Variable use noun.

1. a bad situation
2. cards are stacked against you

cluster fuck

That exam was a mortisha.

by alfonso May 4, 2004

mortinsk

noun.

1. a quick shit
2. a shit taken in a public restroom or at someone else's house

After eating that Mexican, I had to take a mortinsk.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

reindeer

noun.

1. a large assed woman
2. not good

Pickle flavored ice cream is reindeer.
That woman is a reindeer.

by alfonso May 4, 2004

nir

a word meaning nigger. used by niggers and some honkies.

clean the toilet, nir.

by alfonso November 24, 2004

malinsky

noun.

1. A liesurely shit
2. A shit taken at your own home or in the trust tree

mortinsk

Ben took a two-hour mortinsk after partaking of some spicy sausage.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

mortinsky

noun. A loose shit.

dudinsky
doobledinsky

Brian had to drop a mortinsky before Survivor came on.

by alfonso May 4, 2004