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mortilated 

The point where you have drank so much alcohol you can no longer function properly
‘Aye bro look at Toby over there he can barely stand
‘Yeah man he’s mortilated’
mortilated by BruningsSnag December 27, 2018
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murtilate 

Combining the act of Murdering and Mutilating someone in a slow and very painful way because they pissed you off.
Shut the fuck up or I'll Murtilate your ass!
murtilate by BAMFAaron May 25, 2008

Motivated McGregor

People who defended Conor's loss against Khabib used the argument that Mcgregor was already rich at the time and wasn't motivated, and stated that "Motivated McGregor" would destroy Khabib. People were so amused by this that they started using the term as a joke to mock McGregor fans, often using the term to describe McGregor in an almost Godlike way.
Motivated McGregor would knock out Mike Tyson with a 360 tornado kick in 5 seconds of the first round.
Motivated McGregor by anonymous September 15, 2020

Racially motivated 

When someone does something to someone else brought on by the person's race
I think Abe shouting at me was racially motivated.
Racially motivated by ÆllŒ January 7, 2022

Mutilated 

Multiple wounds inflicted on to a person, causing death or severe pain
Mutilation: Dislimb, Gutting, Slicing, Cutting
Mutilated by DEAD May 5, 2003

Motivated male 

Motivated male by quinnuuhyg September 29, 2022

Procrastinatorily Motivated 

When one becomes motivated to do anything except their homework.
I have a paper due tomorrow but I was procrastinatorily motivated to clean my room.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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