mortilated

The point where you have drank so much alcohol you can no longer function properly

‘Aye bro look at Toby over there he can barely stand’
‘Yeah man he’s mortilated’

by BruningsSnag December 27, 2018

murtilate

Combining the act of Murdering and Mutilating someone in a slow and very painful way because they pissed you off.

Shut the fuck up or I'll Murtilate your ass!

by BAMFAaron May 25, 2008

Motivated McGregor

People who defended Conor's loss against Khabib used the argument that Mcgregor was already rich at the time and wasn't motivated, and stated that "Motivated McGregor" would destroy Khabib. People were so amused by this that they started using the term as a joke to mock McGregor fans, often using the term to describe McGregor in an almost Godlike way.

Motivated McGregor would knock out Mike Tyson with a 360 tornado kick in 5 seconds of the first round.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Racially motivated

When someone does something to someone else brought on by the person's race

I think Abe shouting at me was racially motivated.

by ÆllŒ January 7, 2022

Mutilated

Multiple wounds inflicted on to a person, causing death or severe pain

Mutilation: Dislimb, Gutting, Slicing, Cutting

by DEAD May 5, 2003

Motivated male

The HIGHEST you can get on the chart

He's the Motivated male

by quinnuuhyg September 29, 2022

Procrastinatorily Motivated

When one becomes motivated to do anything except their homework.

I have a paper due tomorrow but I was procrastinatorily motivated to clean my room.

by D Low2081 March 8, 2011