Mortimazed

A combination of horror and wonder.

She was mortimazed at what she saw two hours into her Pornhub search.

by Problem Like Maria November 29, 2018

Mortimered

When your boss over-schedules the work day and then sends all of your coworkers off-site leaving you alone to do everything.

Brody and Jackie got sent to the South Site, Erin and Zeph got sent to the East Site leaving me here alone to answer the phones and work all the tickets. I've been Mortimered again!

by TalonZahn April 24, 2019

Mortized

The word one would use to describe a night of wine drinking, including beer and shots until the sun rises. This could also include a sharpie and half naked bodies. This is usually something that happens with two people of the opposite sex. Morning breakfast with beer, and bloody mary's, bandanas, and mall photo booths are also some activities to look forward to. The evening may possibly end with a game of basketball.

These past two days were soooo Mortized, but they were the most fun I have ever had!

by Aquanet February 24, 2009

mortilated

The point where you have drank so much alcohol you can no longer function properly

‘Aye bro look at Toby over there he can barely stand’
‘Yeah man he’s mortilated’

by BruningsSnag December 27, 2018