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mortalled 

completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high
I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.
mortalled by missscarlett October 24, 2008

Morganated 

To steal a joke
Hey that is my joke! Wow, I got Morganated
Morganated by SmallishSkins9 May 28, 2015
1) Person, or persons, who decide to drink beyond their limits. Once achieved the person, or persons, plead for death as it seems the quickest way to rid themselves of a bad headache or projectile vomiting,

2) To be returned to (or reminded of) ones true mortal state (i.e. the condition of being subject to death, and without superpowers) by consuming grievous quantities of alcohol.

3) To be mentally separated from that, the soul apparent, which might be considered to distinguish one as being 'immortal' through holding free-will, as opposed to a 'mortal' base animalistic level of brain function. Commonly achieved through the plying of the brain with copious measures of Tequila..
1) 'Did I have much to drink'? Jesus man I was drinking non-stop from lunchtime, I was utterly mortaled by the end

2) Man, he couldn't remember his own name let alone walk straight! He was completely mortaled!
mortaled by Geoffety Geoff May 16, 2008

motavated 

1. To be motivated to wake up and do everyday tasks only after smoking mota, or what others know as marijuana.
1. I have to smoke a bowl, and then maybe i'll be motavated to do the dishes.
In video gaming. To lay down heavy fire using the mortar weapon.
'I will set up the mortar and get some mortalage going so you guys can move in."
Mortalage by Jester1970 July 27, 2009

mortilated 

The point where you have drank so much alcohol you can no longer function properly
‘Aye bro look at Toby over there he can barely stand
‘Yeah man he’s mortilated’
mortilated by BruningsSnag December 27, 2018