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Mortivate 

(Verb)
To motivate someone using their own mortality, possibly with death threats.
"Rocco will try to mortivate Li with constant threats of physical beatings"
Mortivate by Man of the Air November 6, 2018
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Motivational Lizard

Some say he is truth, the wrong say otherwise. A purple lizard with green beautiful spots. He is known for his famous quote, “ ur a winner kiddo, don’t you ever forget “ Motivational Lizard 2014.
I love the motivational lizard.

Motivation wank 

When you're having trouble concentrating on a task and have a quick wank to refocus yourself.
I just couldn't get started on my assignment so I had a motivation wank which helped me get going
Motivation wank by JuniorJet June 19, 2010

motivation spank

A motivation spank occurs when you spank your partner/spouse/friend/colleague to show him/her support and to encourage him/her to take some difficult effort.
"Go Tigers! The trainer shouted loudly in the locker room and spanked the quarterback loudly in his bottom."

Wife: "Honey, I'm not sure I'm gonna perform well on this interview."
Husband: "You'll do great, I'll give you a motivation spank!" <<Slap!>>
motivation spank by Mr. Spanker December 9, 2012

murtilate 

Combining the act of Murdering and Mutilating someone in a slow and very painful way because they pissed you off.
Shut the fuck up or I'll Murtilate your ass!
murtilate by BAMFAaron May 25, 2008

Motivated McGregor

People who defended Conor's loss against Khabib used the argument that Mcgregor was already rich at the time and wasn't motivated, and stated that "Motivated McGregor" would destroy Khabib. People were so amused by this that they started using the term as a joke to mock McGregor fans, often using the term to describe McGregor in an almost Godlike way.
Motivated McGregor would knock out Mike Tyson with a 360 tornado kick in 5 seconds of the first round.
Motivated McGregor by anonymous September 15, 2020

Motivational Poster 

Poster commonly designed for use in schools and offices that generally consist of a photograph centered in a rectangular frame with black background, a title in large text and a description in smaller text.
This kind of poster has been repeatedly parodied and it's a common meme along imageboards.
I lol'd so hard with this Motivational Poster
Motivational Poster by djvangas April 20, 2008
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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