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wounds
1. n. The likely consequences of being attacked or having an accident.
2. v. The act of wounding someone.
2. v. The act of wounding someone.
wounds by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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wounds by thechosen1 March 3, 2008
28 stab wounds
YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
28 stab wounds by connor RK-900 September 19, 2018
Tent-Pole Wounds
The name given to a hickey or a lovebite when your parents ask what the contusion is. Often tentpole wounds are obtained after a party/festival. The name originates from the similair hermatoma of tissue when a chord tent pole collides with the skin with that of a lovebite.
The term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.
The term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.
Father: Damn Bobby! What are those hematoma's of tissue on your neck? You been gettin' pussy?
Bobby: Do not fear father, they are but Tent-Pole Wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
Father: All good.
Bobby: Do not fear father, they are but Tent-Pole Wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
Father: All good.
Tent-Pole Wounds by cedanchair December 3, 2013
sex wounds
Parallel to battle wounds in the amount of respect received by others when shown to the mass. Sex wounds may be identified by, but not limited to: bruises, scratch marks, bite marks, mangled wrists, the absence of hair or flesh in areas, welts, missing earlobes, and/or unexplainable piercings, scars, or discoloration. Causes may vary from the basic use of nails or teeth to the more elaborate (and it shows) use of whips, chains, handcuffs, or various elastic devices.
Drew: Dude, Greg, what are those marks all over your back from?
Greg: Keep that shit quiet man.
Random Bystander: Wow, i wish i could get some sex wounds of my own (That Greg guy is one lucky bastard)!
Greg: Keep that shit quiet man.
Random Bystander: Wow, i wish i could get some sex wounds of my own (That Greg guy is one lucky bastard)!
sex wounds by Greg Cole April 23, 2005
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battle wounds by juleseyyyy April 15, 2010
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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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