Skip to main content

morngasm 

The event when you give your women a orgasm before breakfast
I passed out last night but I'm all in for a morngasm baby
morngasm by Bobby late August 11, 2018
Words you can keep
The overwhelmining joy or angst of discovering something trivial.
"I literally morgasmed over a stack of 20 year old computer magazines."

"He morgasmed after reading the API documentation for Network Install Manager."
morgasm by G111 October 17, 2013
Related Words
An orgasm that takes place in the morning, specifically after sunrise.
Tony: "You're late to work again?"
Patrick: "Sorry, had to get my morgasm in."
Morgasm by Kat Chivette November 16, 2017

Morgasm Sellersexual

America's next top stripper or exotic dancer. Will probably become a sex addict but I love her anyway. I mean really..who comes up with a name like that while in church? Everyone refers to her as this name at school there are some that think her mother actually named her this.
Have you met Morgasm Sellersexual? She is in my english class and cranks that lion king all day long
Morgasm Sellersexual by tammyface2 February 3, 2008
"The Art of making someone cum by penetrating his nose while he is thinking of Mort from the Madagascar Movie"
Hey have you had an Mortgasm in the last few days?

If not you should try it out again.
Mortgasm by BigDGamesCEO April 5, 2022

S'moregasm 

S'moregasm: verb: When reaching climax a man simultaneously shoots his nut and takes a shit.

Most often happens while getting a blumkin
Suzy was giving me a blumkin this morning and I had a s'moregasm
S'moregasm by Zturner68 June 16, 2011
When a certain person named Morgan gives so much pleasure to another person they literally explode with a Morgasm
Morgan made me laugh so hard, i had a morgasm.

Sex was so good with Morgan, he made me have a Morgasm.
Morgasm by Lukew831 October 23, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Next