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Morgasmo 

A Normal Looking Man Who Think's He's "SEXY" But Usually Attracts Herpes Infested "Women". Oddly He Seems To Be Imune To All STD's ... Except Syphilis
"Man She's Hot" "She's Got The Clap" "... Nothing Affects "MORGASMO!""
"One Word: Syphilis" "Shut Up"
Morgasmo by Fouf April 9, 2004
The overwhelmining joy or angst of discovering something trivial.
"I literally morgasmed over a stack of 20 year old computer magazines."

"He morgasmed after reading the API documentation for Network Install Manager."
morgasm by G111 October 17, 2013
An orgasm that takes place in the morning, specifically after sunrise.
Tony: "You're late to work again?"
Patrick: "Sorry, had to get my morgasm in."
Morgasm by Kat Chivette November 16, 2017

Morgasm Sellersexual

America's next top stripper or exotic dancer. Will probably become a sex addict but I love her anyway. I mean really..who comes up with a name like that while in church? Everyone refers to her as this name at school there are some that think her mother actually named her this.
Have you met Morgasm Sellersexual? She is in my english class and cranks that lion king all day long
Morgasm Sellersexual by tammyface2 February 3, 2008
When a certain person named Morgan gives so much pleasure to another person they literally explode with a Morgasm
Morgan made me laugh so hard, i had a morgasm.

Sex was so good with Morgan, he made me have a Morgasm.
Morgasm by Lukew831 October 23, 2014

s'morgasm 

A s'morgasm is a s'more-like desert, made by placing the chocolate into the marshmallow before roasting it, placing it on the fire, and excluding the graham crackers. So named because it is like a s'more, and it is wonderful.
A good s'morgasm is hot and juicy, and drips when licked.
s'morgasm by Badger1011 July 2, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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