Mortgasm

"The Art of making someone cum by penetrating his nose while he is thinking of Mort from the Madagascar Movie"

Hey have you had an Mortgasm in the last few days?

If not you should try it out again.

by BigDGamesCEO April 5, 2022

MORTGASM

Prounounced with a silent T. The erotic feeling that lingers through your loins when your loan officer, escrow officer, and realtor have come together to create the ultimate climax in the mortgage transaction.

"When the escrow officer called with recording confirmation, I had a complete Mortgasm"

by njimenez1980 May 20, 2015