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When a woman is on her period and during an orgasm, sprays period blood into her partner’s mouth. Such actions would be performed by Dr. Morbius in the box office hit “Morbius
“Dr. Morbius gave me a serious morbgasm last night, I couldn’t believe he was that hungry
Morbgasm by anonymous July 3, 2022
Words you can keep
The overwhelmining joy or angst of discovering something trivial.
"I literally morgasmed over a stack of 20 year old computer magazines."

"He morgasmed after reading the API documentation for Network Install Manager."
morgasm by G111 October 17, 2013
An orgasm that takes place in the morning, specifically after sunrise.
Tony: "You're late to work again?"
Patrick: "Sorry, had to get my morgasm in."
Morgasm by Kat Chivette November 16, 2017

Morgasm Sellersexual

America's next top stripper or exotic dancer. Will probably become a sex addict but I love her anyway. I mean really..who comes up with a name like that while in church? Everyone refers to her as this name at school there are some that think her mother actually named her this.
Have you met Morgasm Sellersexual? She is in my english class and cranks that lion king all day long
Morgasm Sellersexual by tammyface2 February 3, 2008
"The Art of making someone cum by penetrating his nose while he is thinking of Mort from the Madagascar Movie"
Hey have you had an Mortgasm in the last few days?

If not you should try it out again.
Mortgasm by BigDGamesCEO April 5, 2022

S'moregasm 

S'moregasm: verb: When reaching climax a man simultaneously shoots his nut and takes a shit.

Most often happens while getting a blumkin
Suzy was giving me a blumkin this morning and I had a s'moregasm
S'moregasm by Zturner68 June 16, 2011
When a certain person named Morgan gives so much pleasure to another person they literally explode with a Morgasm
Morgan made me laugh so hard, i had a morgasm.

Sex was so good with Morgan, he made me have a Morgasm.
Morgasm by Lukew831 October 23, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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