Mortgasm

"The Art of making someone cum by penetrating his nose while he is thinking of Mort from the Madagascar Movie"

Hey have you had an Mortgasm in the last few days?

If not you should try it out again.

by BigDGamesCEO April 5, 2022

MORTGASM

Prounounced with a silent T. The erotic feeling that lingers through your loins when your loan officer, escrow officer, and realtor have come together to create the ultimate climax in the mortgage transaction.

"When the escrow officer called with recording confirmation, I had a complete Mortgasm"

by njimenez1980 May 21, 2015

morgasm

The overwhelmining joy or angst of discovering something trivial.

"I literally morgasmed over a stack of 20 year old computer magazines."

"He morgasmed after reading the API documentation for Network Install Manager."

by G111 October 17, 2013

Morgasm

An orgasm that takes place in the morning, specifically after sunrise.

Tony: "You're late to work again?"
Patrick: "Sorry, had to get my morgasm in."

by Kat Chivette November 16, 2017

Morgasm Sellersexual

America's next top stripper or exotic dancer. Will probably become a sex addict but I love her anyway. I mean really..who comes up with a name like that while in church? Everyone refers to her as this name at school there are some that think her mother actually named her this.

Have you met Morgasm Sellersexual? She is in my english class and cranks that lion king all day long

by tammyface2 February 3, 2008

S'moregasm

S'moregasm: verb: When reaching climax a man simultaneously shoots his nut and takes a shit.

Most often happens while getting a blumkin

Suzy was giving me a blumkin this morning and I had a s'moregasm

by Zturner68 June 16, 2011

Morgasm

When a certain person named Morgan gives so much pleasure to another person they literally explode with a Morgasm

Morgan made me laugh so hard, i had a morgasm.

Sex was so good with Morgan, he made me have a Morgasm.

by Lukew831 October 23, 2014