Mortgasm
"The Art of making someone cum by penetrating his nose while he is thinking of Mort from the Madagascar Movie"
Mortgasm by BigDGamesCEO April 5, 2022
Words you can keep
MORTGASM
Prounounced with a silent T. The erotic feeling that lingers through your loins when your loan officer, escrow officer, and realtor have come together to create the ultimate climax in the mortgage transaction.
MORTGASM by njimenez1980 May 21, 2015
Related Words
MORTGASM • morgasm • moregasm • morgasmic • Morgasmo • mertgasm • Morbgasm • morgasmical • Morgasminator • Morgasm Sellersexual
Morgasm
Morgasm by Kat Chivette November 16, 2017
Morgasm Sellersexual
America's next top stripper or exotic dancer. Will probably become a sex addict but I love her anyway. I mean really..who comes up with a name like that while in church? Everyone refers to her as this name at school there are some that think her mother actually named her this.
Have you met Morgasm Sellersexual? She is in my english class and cranks that lion king all day long
Morgasm Sellersexual by tammyface2 February 3, 2008
S'moregasm
S'moregasm: verb: When reaching climax a man simultaneously shoots his nut and takes a shit.
Most often happens while getting a blumkin
Most often happens while getting a blumkin
S'moregasm by Zturner68 June 16, 2011
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026