Pre Cougar

Pre Cougar is a hot chick between 32 - 34 that dates younger men. A women working on here cougar game so she can hit the ground running when she hits cougar status

The minor league for upcoming cougar super stars

Guy 1: How old is that Brady McElaney chick.
Guy 2: Like 33
Guy 1: Man she is such a pre cougar

by Zturner68 October 13, 2011

Sabertooth

A woman so old she should be extinct yet still out hunting meat.

That chick I banged last night was a complete sabertooth

by Zturner68 April 21, 2011

S'moregasm

S'moregasm: verb: When reaching climax a man simultaneously shoots his nut and takes a shit.

Most often happens while getting a blumkin

Suzy was giving me a blumkin this morning and I had a s'moregasm

by Zturner68 June 16, 2011

Cheeta Blood

It's like Tiger Blood. Only faster!

In order to out party Charlie Sheen you better have cheeta blood.

by Zturner68 June 20, 2011