past tense verb. Similar in use to owned,etc. Describes an action where one person is "attacked" (not physically) through marking, Halo 2 pwnage, "burns" (ie, your momma jokes,whatever), etcetc. Can also be used in present tense (mophe). to be mophed, usually a person must yell it (you've been mophed!) or tag it on the person being mophed (i.e. through markers, etc) Derived from Mop Head
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'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"
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These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!
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Get the Moped mug.To put someone, or something, to complete shame, or humiliation, and to better it in every capacity; to utterly outdo, outperform or outwit. The phrase is used to conjure sentiments of shaming to the point of using that thing for the lowly task of mopping the floor with. Generally used in past, or more rarely, future or prospective tense.
1. Peyton Manning just mopped the floor with Tom Brady.
2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!
3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.
2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!
3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.
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