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An act of self-induced ejaculation, as performed by the drooling, mindless admirers of Quitter Queen Sarah Palin, most of whom also belong to the Tea Party. Caribou Barbie's lovesick sycophants do this either alone, or in a circle jerk while watching the object of their twisted desire on Fox News.

Well shute, I hope he's got him some teabags to wipe it up! That there mooseturbation can be right messy!

mooseturbation by WordJones May 29, 2010

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Mooseterbating

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

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mouseterbation

When your at your computer looking at porn with 1 hand on the mouse and one in your pants.

watching porno can lead to prolong mouseterbation

mouseterbation by hackthegibson24 September 6, 2007

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mooseterbation

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

mooseterbation by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

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molesturbation

The act of molesting an underage version of one's self, thus fulfilling the acts of both molestation and masturbation. Possible only through time travel.

Randy worked feverishly through the night on his time machine, fueled by dreams of molesturbation.

molesturbation by cos7a August 18, 2010

mouseturbating

When someone clicks so rapidly that it feels like masturbating and everybody in the room starts looking awkwardly and grossed out at him.

- Eddie, stop mouseturbating, jeez!
- But I found this game... check it out! You'll never beat my record!
- Haha, 8 clicks per second, this is crazy!
- Told you!
- ...it still feels wrong.

mouseturbating by treznik September 8, 2010

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Mouseterbation

To click your computer mouse over and over in hopes of speeding up your actual computer.
Constant clicking of your computer mouse knowing full well it will do no good what so ever.

click click click......click click click click click..........click click that is mouseterbation

Mouseterbation by ewokfrommonarch December 25, 2010

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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