mouseturbating 

When someone clicks so rapidly that it feels like masturbating and everybody in the room starts looking awkwardly and grossed out at him.

- Eddie, stop mouseturbating, jeez!
- But I found this game... check it out! You'll never beat my record!
- Haha, 8 clicks per second, this is crazy!
- Told you!
- ...it still feels wrong.

mouseturbating by treznik September 8, 2010

Mooseterbating 

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

Moisturbating

Verb: To masturbate while using a moisturizing lotion to reduce friction.

Brad was caught moisturbating with Jergens lotion in the bathroom.

Moisturbating by Becca!!!! December 18, 2008

Musturbating 

A term coined by American Psychologist Albert Ellis explaining that if you look at the things that anger, upset or frustrate you, 99 % of the time, you have a MUST, OUGHT or SHOULD in your thoughts.

Parents:
You really shouldn’t buy that much alcohol...

Their kid:
Well y’all really shouldn’t be doing a lot of things, but you don’t see me getting into your goddamn businesses.

Both the parents and the kid had a SHOULD/SHOULDN’T in their thoughts leaving them musturbating.

Musturbating by Black hearted emo February 14, 2020

mosturbating 

The act of stopping a couple strokes early whilst masturbating so as to enjoy the some of the initial orgasm without actually ejaculating and compromising the load of your next full on session. the name is a pun, meaning you don't all the way MASTurbare, but you MOST-urbate.

Gabe was was in the mood to tug it, but didn't want to bust a nut until at least tuesday, so to hold himself over a while he closed the drapes, turned the picture of himself at 5 years old with grandpa away and started mosturbating

mosturbating by GrossWurdz4u November 25, 2011

Musturbating 

When a male wishes to partake in single-handed autoeroticism, however they have run out of lubricant such as lotion. In this case, they use mustard as a substitute for lubricant.

"Mom! Q is musturbating again!"
"Goddamnit don't you have any lotion???"

Musturbating by mew0mori January 13, 2024