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When you and another person know everybodies tea and they spill their tea to you
Betty and Liz know everyone’s business so they’re teabags.
Teabags by Selenab March 17, 2019
Rather a large unpleasent amount of skin under the eyes.
Some people, before they hibernate, store food from Morrisons in them. A very useful way to store food without carrying a kitchen cupboard around with them eh!
James: Look at Emma with her bigs teabags!
Jasmine: I wonder if she has any dairylea in there!
Teabags by Jonny Poll October 10, 2007

digital teabags 

digital teabags have the advantage over all normal teabags in that they have alternate slot shaped and circular holes rather than just circular ones.
"Oh Johnny, your ideas are as free-flowing as digital teabags" she purred, moistening her lips. Johnny shrank back in horror as her (continued on page 19)

English teabags

Dude, I got kicked in my English teabags!
English teabags by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011

Sucking Teabags 

Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies
Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!

Sucking Teabags

are you smoking teabags? 

Going in that neighbourhood at night are you smoking teabags?
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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