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Mouseterbation 

To click your computer mouse over and over in hopes of speeding up your actual computer.
Constant clicking of your computer mouse knowing full well it will do no good what so ever.
click click click......click click click click click..........click click that is mouseterbation
Mouseterbation by ewokfrommonarch December 25, 2010

Mooseterbating 

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.
Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???
Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

museterbation

Getting yourself off or touching yourself inappropriately while listening to the greatest band ever, Muse.
After listening to "Supermassive Black Hole" I had to engage in a round of museterbation.
museterbation by Alan Broder June 13, 2007

molesterbation 

Holy shit, Marston! Why must you engage in acts of molesterbation?
molesterbation by czainsaw July 16, 2008

Monsterbation 

1. The act of masturbating under another's bed/ in their closet then scaring them.

2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).

3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.
1. Charlie pranked his roommate Doug by way of monsterbation but felt embarrassed when he realized that he had scared Doug's girlfriend.

2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.

3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.
Monsterbation by m.fucci November 5, 2009

monsterbation 

The act of masturbating while going "RAAAAAAWWWRRR!" Like a monster/dinosaur
Max decided to experiment with monsterbation, but the noise made his mom come to his room, and discover what he was doing.
monsterbation by Maudlin La An April 1, 2010