moosage

Giving a massage to the one you love while mooing loudly.

My girlfriend moosagged me last night.

by Carl & Hannah June 19, 2004

Moonage daydream

Three words: DAVID FUCKING BOWIE
(Wait no that’s 5)
(Four there)
(Two)
(Ahhh fuck)

Freak out in a moonage daydream, ohhh yeahhhhh

by ZiggyStardustFanGirl May 12, 2019

moobage

Man boob cleavage that shows in shirts that are excessively too tight or revealing

Jorge has more moobage than Pam Anderson

by grunt2531 March 11, 2007

Moobage

an abundance of male boobs

Look at the moobage on that guy!

by Jules March 23, 2005

Moonage a trois

Same as a "menage a trois" on Earth, except this actually would take place on the surface of the Moon.

Sex in space is going to be insane. I wonder who will be the first 3 people to have a moonage a trois? Now that's a giant leap for mankind!

by buffalojay August 28, 2010

Mousage

Mom's "secret" sausage used for masturbating when she doesn't have anything else around for her to use.

Person 1: I woke up in the middle of the night for a quick snack when I saw mom masturbating with her mousage on the counter!
Person 2: Man, dad really needs to just give her his own weiner.

by Avigyl November 30, 2017

moosabelle

MOOSABELLE'S ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE HALF COW HALF HUMAN. THEY ARE KNOWN TO BE MORE ANNOYING THAN AN AVERAGE HUMAN. ALSO KNOWN FOR CRYING MORE OFTEN THAN A HUMANS CONSUMPTION OF WATER

MOO MOOO MOO GOES THE MOOSABELLE WONG

by caratsssssssssssss October 27, 2020