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ModSage is pro
ModSage by anonymous December 16, 2020
Words you can keep
Giving a massage to the one you love while mooing loudly.
moosage by Carl & Hannah June 19, 2004
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Mom's "secret" sausage used for masturbating when she doesn't have anything else around for her to use.
Person 1: I woke up in the middle of the night for a quick snack when I saw mom masturbating with her mousage on the counter!
Person 2: Man, dad really needs to just give her his own weiner.
Mousage by Avigyl November 30, 2017
1. (n) A duo of amazing videos made by callous and nastadon, the latter of which did absolutely nothing.

2. (n) Some of the most amazing montages ever made.

3. (n) An idea 'stolen' from Tanker.

A79: "It won't dl for me either :/"

Dare to Play 21: "The best mod video to date. Everything was completely awesome. I loved the Ascension map. This must have taken awhile to complete, but you put your heart and soul into making it look awesome."

Nastadon: "We wanted a unique intro, and since there were console raids on modded xboxs this summer, we thought that would make a perfect intro." we = callous

Spootnuke: "Wow, that was amazing. Just amazing. Best intro I've ever seen to any video evar.

Great Video, a must have for me."

reid18: "Wow, maybe my favorite Halo 2 video ever."

Nastadon: Dude that modtage was amazing
modtage by Calloussssssss August 4, 2008
Of or pertaining to a homosexual's message marked by overly excited remarks like "OMFG" or "holy Cher that was amazing". Usually the font is a dead giveaway consisting of large, curvy pink letters all in caps.
The word is pronounced: (moe')-ssage i.e. homomessage minus the ho and replacement of the me.
Yestarday I checked Tom Cruise's away mossage and it said, "OMFG BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN IS COMING OUT SOON I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TWO HOTT MEN KISSING...p.s. i love you katie."
Mossage by Matthew Brian December 5, 2005

moosages 

another name for messages used by stupid people who think its cool
I have 3 new MOOSAGES in my inbox.
moosages by dumb squid April 8, 2010
A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.
Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!
mossage by QuacksO November 5, 2023
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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