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Giving a massage to the one you love while mooing loudly.
My girlfriend moosagged me last night.
moosage by Carl & Hannah June 19, 2004
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Mom's "secret" sausage used for masturbating when she doesn't have anything else around for her to use.
Person 1: I woke up in the middle of the night for a quick snack when I saw mom masturbating with her mousage on the counter!
Person 2: Man, dad really needs to just give her his own weiner.
Mousage by Avigyl November 30, 2017
1. (n) A duo of amazing videos made by callous and nastadon, the latter of which did absolutely nothing.

2. (n) Some of the most amazing montages ever made.

3. (n) An idea 'stolen' from Tanker.
A79: "It won't dl for me either :/"

Dare to Play 21: "The best mod video to date. Everything was completely awesome. I loved the Ascension map. This must have taken awhile to complete, but you put your heart and soul into making it look awesome."

Nastadon: "We wanted a unique intro, and since there were console raids on modded xboxs this summer, we thought that would make a perfect intro." we = callous

Spootnuke: "Wow, that was amazing. Just amazing. Best intro I've ever seen to any video evar.

Great Video, a must have for me."

reid18: "Wow, maybe my favorite Halo 2 video ever."

Nastadon: Dude that modtage was amazing
modtage by Calloussssssss August 4, 2008
Of or pertaining to a homosexual's message marked by overly excited remarks like "OMFG" or "holy Cher that was amazing". Usually the font is a dead giveaway consisting of large, curvy pink letters all in caps.
The word is pronounced: (moe')-ssage i.e. homomessage minus the ho and replacement of the me.
Yestarday I checked Tom Cruise's away mossage and it said, "OMFG BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN IS COMING OUT SOON I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TWO HOTT MEN KISSING...p.s. i love you katie."
Mossage by Matthew Brian December 5, 2005

moosages 

another name for messages used by stupid people who think its cool
I have 3 new MOOSAGES in my inbox.
moosages by dumb squid April 8, 2010
A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.
Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!
mossage by QuacksO November 5, 2023