Mousage

Mom's "secret" sausage used for masturbating when she doesn't have anything else around for her to use.

Person 1: I woke up in the middle of the night for a quick snack when I saw mom masturbating with her mousage on the counter!
Person 2: Man, dad really needs to just give her his own weiner.

by Avigyl November 30, 2017

How Duke pays back Moulage

Sexual Act of 2 Gay Men called Duke and Moulage.

Guy 1: Yeah duke payed back moulage for his M50 Gasmask in a special way?

Guy 2: Oh i remember that was crazy!

How Duke pays back Moulage!

by OmegaTroller May 9, 2021

moosage

Giving a massage to the one you love while mooing loudly.

My girlfriend moosagged me last night.

by Carl & Hannah June 19, 2004

Mausage

A thick and tasty appendage that dangles between the knees of the male of the human species

When working out at his local gym, Bob couldn't believe the size of his trainers mausage as he spotted him on the bench press.

by blaume October 13, 2009

ModSage

A professional Roblox player.

ModSage is pro

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Mossage

Of or pertaining to a homosexual's message marked by overly excited remarks like "OMFG" or "holy Cher that was amazing". Usually the font is a dead giveaway consisting of large, curvy pink letters all in caps.
The word is pronounced: (moe')-ssage i.e. homomessage minus the ho and replacement of the me.

Yestarday I checked Tom Cruise's away mossage and it said, "OMFG BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN IS COMING OUT SOON I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TWO HOTT MEN KISSING...p.s. i love you katie."

by Matthew Brian December 5, 2005

moosages

another name for messages used by stupid people who think its cool

I have 3 new MOOSAGES in my inbox.

by dumb squid April 8, 2010