mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.

Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."

by Robby H. February 8, 2005

mooberboating

Mooberboating is the act of motorboating moobs. It's like motorboating but on men's boobs. This act can be done by a male or female but is commonly done as a joke in gay circles.

Damn. Did you hear about Tony? Well he's on a mooberboating streak, so watch out.

by Little Dicklet February 26, 2017

Vooperbating

The act of vaping, pooping, and masturbating at the same time.

Wow Gabe is definitely vooperbating in there

by blackcows356 March 18, 2015

Moosterbating

When a cow masterbates

Oh my god! look over there! That cow is Moosterbating

by A wee british laddy March 27, 2019

Pooperbating

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.

Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.

by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015

moonerbating

When you catch a fish, buttplug in ass you then to cum in that fish, cook it, then eat it, then spit it out into another fish then feed it to the homeless.

Dude, did you hear payton was caught Moonerbating on the cruise last weekend!

Yea, he was getting 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with that fish.

by Dearah July 15, 2024

Moopurating

When a person decides to masturbate while pooping. Usually done in a private restroom, but can be performed in a public one as well if desperate.

In a stroke of genius Brandon decided, "this poop feels so good I think I'll masturbate as well...I'll call it moopurating!"

by inspired-by-ab March 4, 2011