Moopurating

When a person decides to masturbate while pooping. Usually done in a private restroom, but can be performed in a public one as well if desperate.

In a stroke of genius Brandon decided, "this poop feels so good I think I'll masturbate as well...I'll call it moopurating!"

by inspired-by-ab March 4, 2011

mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.

Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."

by Robby H. February 8, 2005